♜ | 001 | Voice

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Cooper has done his reading. He always does his reading, even when shit goes crazy. Or especially when shit goes crazy. Which is why you, bargians, will not be getting his name for a good long while.] Guess federal prisons just weren't doing the trick. Is anybody actually qualified to be on this boat? You'd think this would be a best of the best service, but I guess that's a little too much to ask for. Out in the middle of space.

I'm starting to think making that deal wasn't worth it. God knows how you people survive with this kind of disorganization.

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Voice - it beginsssss

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[NEAR ENDLESS SILENCE. Voice is not exactly the same, but. The cynicism and the implied dislike of space is there in force, and GOD DAMN IT, WE CAN DARE TO DREAM]

....Doc?

Voice

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Why would you ever dream on the barge, Shego. Why.]

No. Shego, right. [Yeah he's really done his homework, he's not asking.]

Voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[I know, it's the most futile thing ever. :c]

...You're not Dr. McCoy and yet you know me by my voice. That's...not at all creepy.

[una_persson]

Most wardens wait at least a week before getting into the organisation or lack thereof. I can see you're going to do well.

[fuckyoucynthia]

What do they do for that week, sit around with their thumbs up their asses?

[una_persson]

Depends on the warden and whether everyone else is in their right bodies at the time.

Una Persson, by the way. Welcome aboard, Mr—?

[most_feared]

There is no organization because there is only a standard basic three rule set. Due to the conflict of interests, being that everyone has their own, the most you can achieve is relative cooperation.

[fuckyoucynthia]

That's not good enough for a prison.

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin's first impression is "YES, another person with sense who sees how crazy and chaotic the system is!" Even if it is a primitive human.]

Unsurprisingly, many people don't survive. The casualty rate here is atrocious. Despite that, the level of organization never seems to improve no matter how much it's clearly needed.

[And because Cooper left an opening to ask this question and because Narvin likes information...]

May I ask what your qualifications are?

[fuckyoucynthia]

No one takes a God damned hint, apparently.

I was in the Marine Corps for years.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly the returning from the dead helps.

[fuckyoucynthia]

Yeah, a week's worth of the equivalent of the flu is a real deterrent for the homicidal ones, I'm sure.

[bigbad]

It'd work better if people didn't keep trying to enforce about eight bloody types of organization on it at the same time, none of which ever work.

[fuckyoucynthia]

Tends to be the case. Someone's got to get one type moving.

welp. it's time to booze

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Bones?

PRIVATE

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You lose this time. Try again later.

yes it is :c

[fuckyoucynthia]

Brown.

voice

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Not you again.

voice

[fuckyoucynthia]

I'm not a doctor, or this Bones guy.

Private - She reads too. Sometimes.

[everylittlegirl]

You're not Bones.

You will regret making the deal; someone might as well tell you now. People should get over the similar voices thing pretty fast as long as you don't look like him, though. If you do? That.. might be a little more complicated.

Private - At least there's someone. :|

[fuckyoucynthia]

Good call.

I doubt I could look that much like another man. [And we won't be finding out how much he looks like Bones until he gets his shoulder back in place. :|]

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Qualifications?

[fuckyoucynthia]

Most organizations don't just higher anyone who comes looking for a job.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Depends on what sort of qualification you're looking for.

[fuckyoucynthia]

Ones that most kids wouldn't have.