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[Cooper has done his reading. He always does his reading, even when shit goes crazy. Or especially when shit goes crazy. Which is why you, bargians, will not be getting his name for a good long while.] Guess federal prisons just weren't doing the trick. Is anybody actually qualified to be on this boat? You'd think this would be a best of the best service, but I guess that's a little too much to ask for. Out in the middle of space.

I'm starting to think making that deal wasn't worth it. God knows how you people survive with this kind of disorganization.

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Might be. [He is so fucking fucked. :|] Looks like things haven't been to bad lately.

That's usually the calm before the storm. The next port or flood will probably have us murdering kittens or something. I mean, metaphorically. I'm guessing not a lot of people here would find murdering kittens as traumatic as normal people would..

Good luck on your inmate, anyway. So, I know it's pretty personal, but can I ask? Did you die, or did you make a deal?

The name's Hayley, by the way. I'm an inmate here. And your name is..?

Yeah, gathered that too. [He's just staring at his device, even though she can't see it. Yeah murdering kittens is not on his list of trauma.] But you're normal?

You're right, it's pretty personal. [He is not fucking admitting outloud that Frank killed him in his own fucking office. :|]

Kevin Brown.

That.. really depends on your definition of normal. I'd be pretty sad to kill a kitten, but I don't know that it would be traumatizing.

I.. figured you'd be willing to tell me that, but not how you died or what your deal is. Were you a superhero?

Nice to meet you, Kevin.

Sounds normal to me.

Uh, no. Is that a joke?

I'm still an inmate for a reason, as some wardens like to remind me sometimes.

Sadly, no. There are super heroes here. You seem to have some trust issues, so I figured it fit. Then again, it's not like you would admit you were a superhero if you were one. I mean, it's kind of a ridiculous question in the first place when you think about it like that.

Exactly. Who the hell asks people that? [She can't see it, but he is rolling his eyes so hard.]

..When you run into a bunch of vampires, wizards, superheroes from comics you grew up on as a kid-- and the villains, plus aliens? Sometimes you forget.

Welcome to the Barge.

Yeah, thanks. This'll be a trip. [No one at the Agency would believe him. Ever. :|]

If you need some help or something, let me know. I can also give you a tour if you want, I guess.

I think I've got it covered, Hayley, thanks. [He's not seeing anyone cause he's covered in crusty blood. :|]

Oh. Yeah, okay. I'll.. uh, I'll talk to you some other time then.

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