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[fuckyoucynthia]

[Cooper has done his reading. He always does his reading, even when shit goes crazy. Or especially when shit goes crazy. Which is why you, bargians, will not be getting his name for a good long while.] Guess federal prisons just weren't doing the trick. Is anybody actually qualified to be on this boat? You'd think this would be a best of the best service, but I guess that's a little too much to ask for. Out in the middle of space.

I'm starting to think making that deal wasn't worth it. God knows how you people survive with this kind of disorganization.

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[fuckyoucynthia]

[Good thing it's voice, because he's so rolling his eyes on his side.] I'm Brown.

[timesbureaucrat]

[People often want to do that when interacting with Narvin.]

When are you from?

[fuckyoucynthia]

[He read about this and he STILL finds it ridiculous.] 2010.

[timesbureaucrat]

[That's around Kay's time, which further complicates the "Kay regeneration" theory...so Narvin is further convinced that this is just one of those meaningless coincidences that the universe sometimes throws out. 2010 also implies a relatively primitive human. They don't even have the technology to travel outside their own solar system yet. How annoying.]

So your experience is limited to humans.

[Unless he were part of UNIT or Torchwood or MiB or whatever his universe's equivalent was and was keeping quiet about it.]

[fuckyoucynthia]

That's all there is, as far as the homefront's concerned. In my time.