William Cooper
22 August 2011 @ 01:19 pm
Motherfucker.

[Cooper has been awake in the infirmary for maybe an hour now. He hates everything everyone stands for.]


Did someone short circuit the robot bitch? Fuck.

I'm not staying here all week. Someone check me out in an hour. I'm sleeping till then.


((OOC: SO Cooper was killed by T-X, I'm assuming Kay revived him, if that's all right Binky? So have some grouch grouch grouch.))
 
 
William Cooper
10 August 2011 @ 09:24 pm
[Cooper was going to post something deep. Something thoughtful. Something redeeming, because he is so Godamned close. But then there was a flood. And all deepness is gone.]

Now I know how Moses must feel. Christ, Kay, does your back hurt like this? Marquis, you're old. Weigh in. And someone get me some fucking aspirin.
 
 
William Cooper
01 August 2011 @ 12:23 am
[Obviously backdated to a while before the end of the flood. It's taken Cooper a while to get his shit together, okay. These things can be extremely difficult when you have to use CLAWS.

Cooper fucking hates this flood. You may be able to tell by his 'I fucking hate this flood' face.

Unfortunately, it is a bear face.

Also unfortunately, Cooper gets zero communication skills of his own, so there is growling. If anyone would like to magically understand him, he's using some nasty, awful words, interspersed with 'why the fuck am I a bear,' 'why the FUCK am I a bear,' and 'get me some fucking food.'

But mostly it's just cursing. And growling.

Oh, the growling.

He's not cutting the feed. He would, happily, but he can't. He's tried. It's not happening.]
 
 
William Cooper
19 May 2011 @ 11:59 pm
God damn - [There's some muttered, not entirely intelligible cursing; when he starts up again, Cooper sounds really, really pissed.]

Bastards tried to rob the train, few miles outside'a town. Scared 'em off afore they could take much, but no one got a good look at anyone's face. Trouble didn't come this way, did it?

[Yeah he's only worried about a handful of people, but he will definitely hunt these dicks down if he has to. :|]