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All right. Gingerbread houses. Tis the season, I get it, but things randomly showing up in our rooms - does that happen a lot, or only on special occasions? [lol Cooper snuck into Kirk's room to find out about the fun new things wardens got. :c]

And what the hell is this I'm hearing about mistletoe?

Right. 'Santa.' What is this bullshit?

Fine, fine. Jake needs a new pair of hockey skates. And a baseball; I promised I'd teach him how to catch. [Brood. Brood brood quiet, brief pause for brooding.] Get it signed by the Yankees or something while you're at it. Maybe the fucking Easter Bunny can deliver it.

Get Tess that new....holiday Barbie? Whatever princess thing is big, lately. No, scratch that, get her a real doll, dollhouse sized. Nothing creepy looking, like those old ones. Something, I don't know. Princess themed. She's got a thing for those.

Since money's no object, how about a new car for Michelle. And that necklace she was looking at in October. I know she wanted it.

And I want ~~Moses' head on a platter~~ ~~to go home~~ world fucking peace.

Fucking ship.

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If you don't like being molested, avoid the mistletoe.

[There is a tone of Grouchy Line Face in his voice because Narvin has not been taking his own advice (obsessively collecting the stuff and all for nefarious purposes) and has been kissing far more of the Barge population than he ever wanted to.]

[What the hell as he gotten himself into, Narvin. Cooper wants answers. :|]

...Good to know.

They're are gingerbread houses in our rooms?

You're observant.

I haven't been in my quarters in a while.

Hope you like hideous sweaters with your gingerbread.

I'm probably allergic to it.

You've just got all the Christmas spirit, don't you?

Sorry I haven't penned my letter to Santa yet.

[He is so scowling at his device. :|] And I'm sorry I have.

what does he have to do with Kirk being weird?

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he's a kirk? IDK I'M TOO TIRED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I MEANT

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this mystery will forever taunt me :c

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You'll forget it by tomorrow :c

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forever :|

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no :|

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I still wanna know :c

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I got nothing :c

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sob :c

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/pat :c

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You have a family. [Pause. Moving on.]

The things usually show up in your room before a flood or port. With the whole gingerbread thing, it's probably a port. Wardens usually get warnings or whatever. Make sure you grab some of the warm stuff so you don't end up in like.. Hoth with ~~a t-shirt and jeans~~ a suit.

The mistletoe basically makes you kiss whoever you happen to get stuck under it with. It's pretty much the devil.

[Yeah he is not even addressing that. :| He's fighting to delete the letter or make it private.]

Great. Good to fucking know. How come more of it hasn't been taken down yet?

It just.. kind of appears, because the Admiral hates people.

...If you need help figuring out how to use your communicator thing, I could show you.

I know how to use it. It isn't cooperating.

If you say so.

Fucking useless- [He's just muttering at the device, not her.]

I do.

Well, if you decide you want help making it cooperate..

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Private - Spam?

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Spam~

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Re: Spam~

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[He's not mentioning the letter thing. He doesn't think he's supposed to be able to see it.]

Don't stand under it no matter what.

[You're a good man, Agent K.]

Sounds like we need a ten foot pole to get the pieces of shit down.

I suggest you avoid the mistletoe.

[Someone sounds rather grim.]

Everyone's been saying that. Get caught under it?

I did - and before you even ask, let me assure you: holograms are just as susceptible to the influence of practical jokes as anyone else.

I think this goes a little beyond practical joke.

Well, we're agreed on one thing.

That's a start. Who'd you get caught with?

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why can't he just ignore you :c

because he's a masochist :c

I think he secretly hopes you're really Bones :c

...That makes some twisted sense :c

it's a dark place inside the mind of Kirk :c

just ask Sam :c

which Sam are we talking about :c

George junior?

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